[runs off][Lincoln switches out to join the rest of the anthem as Luna finishes her performance by smashing her axe on stage]Luna: "LET'S PLAY BALL, DUDES!!! Charley Horse!" "Lincoln: "Um..."Lynn: "Good. Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". "[He's conversing with Lola about his quandary]Lola: "An injury to get out of sports...that can be arranged. "Lynn Sr. "Bogus, guys! Lynn Sr. breaks out some of his dance moves and knocks his drink with his tail feathers, causing it to splash Lincoln below]Announcer: "Tackle made by Loud! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! And it turns out, I'm a natural. As he tries to turn the page, the comic falls off, leading Rita to realize]Rita: "Lincoln! [gets hit by dropped binoculars] "Ow! "[A hot dog lands on Lincoln's head]Announcer: "Ball carried by Loud! ]Hawk: "YEAH! ]Katherine Mulligan: "That last play was sensational. Lori is using binoculars to search for her star player brother. Message received, loud and clear: Let’s show you how to add a domain user to the local Administrators group. "Hocker 1: "Back for more, Loud? 1:19. "Lincoln: [with his tongue tied] "But, I, uh..."Lynn Sr.: "Not telling your family..." [in a proud tone] "...you're a big Football star!?" Not wanting to play, Lincoln has Lynn pretend to be him during the games. ]Coach: "You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle?" "[Lincoln gets down on the ground and takes out his wallet and a five dollar bill]Lincoln: "I've only got a 5. ]Lynn: "You forgot that you've got a secret weapon: me. In fact, I think it is safe to say that because of Segal's direction, THE LONGEST YARD is the best football film of the 2000s so far. "Lynn Sr. "Bogus, guys! This would give you a chance to play, and me a chance to live out my full life. ]Lori: "I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere." Discover (and save!) Sign my hat!" You need to get some exercise! "[Lily drops her drink through the crack between seats and babbles upon seeing their secret. [heads out onto the field to play.] "You can do this. I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers! Tweak Miss Information Carlos Ramirez Chief Running Pinto Principal Victoria South Park School Board Members Sheila Broflovski … "[It turns out he's just reading a comic book he taped to his mother's glutes. Watch The Loud House - Season 1, Episode 41 - The Loudest Yard: Lincoln has Lynn take his spot on the school football team. Hit the showers! I know, honey, but you left me no choice. Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? The Loud House is a 2016 animated series produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studios which premiered on May 2, 2016. She shows her brother how to step by running through tires which he trips over and gets rolled off by. A Chinese prison, rainy day. watch 01:48. Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. "[The score is 28 to 27 with the Roosters leading by one]Coach: "We're up by one with a minute to go. "Lola: "Well, he deserves it! "[The whistle blows, ending the game. D&D Beyond He's playing Badminton with Lola. ]Announcer: "Ball carried by Loud! He goes inside and plays Total Turbo: Super Bikers XXII only to get caught. "Coach: "I got a problem, Ref. "Lynn Sr. "You betcha! [runs off][Lincoln switches out to join the rest of the anthem as Luna finishes her performance by smashing her axe on stage. [makes another pose], [The second half begins]Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" Give him some air! [snaps the ball and passes it to Lincoln]Lincoln: "I caught it! ]Coach: "Hey, Loud, over here! "Lincoln: "So, what do you say?" ]Lynn: "You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 'cuase I'd whoop all your butts! "[Lily laughs as Lynn heads out onto the field. "Coach: "Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? But, on the plus side, at least I'm getting some exercise." Bad choice. "Lincoln: [uneasy] "What kind of measures? "Coach "Again? "[Lily drops her drink through the crack between seats and babbles upon seeing their secret]Lincoln: "Shh! [heads out onto the field to play] "You can do this. I mean, unacceptable! The Hockers from before laugh and hock some more. "Lincoln: "The Royal Woods Roosters! "Lincoln: "Right..."[Cut to the tree in the backyard; Lincoln is still playing his video game]Rita: "That's not what I meant! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. "Lincoln: "Just not the face. We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers. [lands on his back][At Ketcham Park, they're practicing receiving. I thought you were Lincoln. "[A hot dog lands on Lincoln's head. There's no girls' league around here, right? She shows him how to drink raw eggs for protein. "Lincoln: [worrisome] "All of you? Hey, Dad." "Lincoln: "Mom, wait! [laughs, then turns to the viewers] "I don't know what I was so afraid of. She shows him how to drink raw eggs for protein. Kevin Hart brings his “Let Me Explain” tour to Madison Square Garden in New York City. Go to the bathroom. Clyde tosses him the ball but he's just reading comic books and misses the ball. "[The Louds and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. "[The Hockers are victorious and take home the winning trophy, leaving Lincoln to realize his mistake]Lincoln: "Uh-oh..."[The other Roosters come charging at Lincoln to get back at him for botching the last play, and he runs away from them]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "A correction to my previous statement: I am not a natural. That's a brilliant idea! ", [The big game. "Lincoln: [worried] "That last play? ]Luna: "LET'S PLAY BALL, DUDES!!! "Hawk: "The Hazeltucky Hockers! [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. "Lincoln: "Bathroom! "Lincoln: "You guys are playing junior football, too? ]Lincoln: "Go easy, okay?" It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day. ]Hawk: "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? Sep 18, 2016 - This Pin was discovered by Dark Oblivion 2. "[Lincoln comes to a halt and sees the arcade. Lowest limbo ice skating over 10 m. Most bridal bouquets caught. There's no reason we can't do it for one more game. "[Hawk and Hank walk off laughing some more. Next scene is the rainy yard again. He tries it only to throw up in the toilet. "Lincoln: "Actually, Mom, some studies show-"Rita: "Out. "Lincoln & Lynn: [waving their hands high up] "Cock-a-doodle-doo! Lola serves the shuttlecock, but he has his racket secured around his sweatband while he's playing video games and the shuttlecock hits him in the head, not even fazing him. "Rita: "There's my little Football star! "Lincoln: [waving] "Hey, guys! "Lincoln: [uneasy] "What kind of measures? "Lincoln: "This is all my fault, Mom. "Coach: [sympathetically to Lynn] "Take care of that ankle. [pulls a muscle] "GAH! "[The Hockers walk off laughing some more]Lincoln: [inspired] "Lynn! "Ow! "[Lincoln switches out with Lynn who runs into two familiar players]Hocker 1: "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? [passes the ball to Lincoln][Lincoln gets decked in the eye and crashes by the feet of some bulky Football kids who laugh at his pain. I'm one man short. AND I JUST PUT IN THE CUPCAKE AIR FRESHENER! We gotta practice for junior football league. It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day. Now drop and give me 20. The ref blows his whistle and the team carries Lynn to the sidelines. And it turns out, I'm a natural. Only one more game to go! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Longest Yard. It is set in a fictional town in southeastern Michigan called Royal Woods, based on Savino's hometown of Royal Oak. We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow! ], [In the backyard. ", [The big game. [blows whistle and poses][Lynn and Lincoln switch off. "[End montage]Rita: "Ugh. ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Clearly, I cannot play football. "Lincoln: [keeping up at a normal pace] "Feeling the burn, Dad..."Lynn Sr.: "Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! LAUGH OUT LOUD… 4.8 out of 5 stars ... the script is solid with a great story line n this remake to the 1974 sports comedy of the same name, 'The Longest Yard' tells the story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro (Burt Reynolds), who are both doing time in the same prison. The official script for "Cherokee Hair Tampons" was released by South Park Studios. "Lincoln: "No, you're not." It's also the first cartoon to be created by Savino to be successfully greenlit. "[The Hockers are victorious and take home the winning trophy, leaving Lincoln to realize his mistake. I don't even know how to play. ]Lincoln: "Shh! Some Peanuts style music starts to play and Lincoln charges at the ball, but Lucy pulls it away just like in the comic strip. ]Rita: [panting] "Phew. ]Coach: "Loud, where are you going? / Presently BENEATHA'S bedroom door opens and RUTH'S / mouth falls and she [charges at Lincoln]Lincoln: [trying to run away only to pull a muscle again] "Ow, ow! He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. Rita comes in to his room.] How loud is loud? I know, honey, but you left me no choice. [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. Lynn tosses a horseshoe that misses the ringer and hits Lincoln's shin]Lincoln: "OW! "[It appears Lincoln is following along. "Hawk: "Back for more, Loud? ]Lynn: "Oh, we're wrestling? See? Because I'm so good, the whole family wants to watch me play tomorrow. "Coach: "I got a problem, Ref. We fooled everyone all season. ]Referee: "Touchdown, Roosters! [sticks his leg out]Lola: [grinning fiercely] "We'll see. The only difference, as we’ll see in a moment, occurs in line 3. It's not healthy to … "Coach: "Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? "Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem! Because I'm so good, the whole family wants to watch me play tomorrow. "[Under the bleachers, Lincoln has swapped the gear out over to Lynn]Announcer: "Number one, Lincoln Loud! your own Pins on Pinterest Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum) is a religious fanatic and serial killer who targets women who use their sexuality to attract men. with her face as the first "O". "[Hockers hock again]Lincoln: [intimidated] "You can't do this. Come on, Mom. I thought you were Lincoln. Most 360° revolutions on a kiiking swing - individual. The game starts with the kickoff and Lynn catches the ball and scores a touchdown. ]Lynn: "Uh...I gotta pee." I want you on my team next year. "Hocker 1: [ruffles her hair not intimidated one bit] "Sure you would, ponytail. “Miss Scarlet &The Duke” Episode One Sunday, January 17, 2021; 8 – 9pm ET on PBS Thrown onto her own, Eliza goes to work as a private detective to get out of Leni, Luan, Luna, and Lola are excited for the game, but Lisa is just reading a book on advanced calculus. Hey, Dad." We're so proud of you, son! Bad choice. Give him some air! Rita comes in to his room. Lynn, are you okay? "[Cut to a montage of Lincoln participating in sports, but not actually playing them. ]Lincoln: "ARGH!!!" "[He is now given gear for a certain sport]Lincoln: "Football? "Lynn: [thinking about it] "Hmm...I could use another sport right now. Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". Related Records. "Crowds Love Loud! "Lincoln: "No, I'm Lincoln. Why Do I Have to Wear a Seatbelt? Lana has face makeup on and is holding a sign that says "GO!". The Loudest Yard. "[He head home only to be met up with his Dad. Football rules! Back at the house, Rita is following along with an aerobics show. "[The Hockers come charging at Lincoln and he runs around the field like crazy and scores on the end zone]Lincoln: "Yes!" And I have just the thing. You need to get some exercise! This is Spinal Tap Script v. 4.1 (Nit-picker’s edition :) April 1996 Steve Paget (paj@steviep.demon.co.uk) has done a great job brushing up version 4 of the script, which was originally completed by Svein I. Liam passes the ball, but it just passes by Lincoln preoccupied with his comics. It's the Roosters VS the Hockers. In real life, hijacking motor vehicles just leads to trouble. Please remove all hats and helmets. [falls over in pain]. Add Your Vote Now ! "Lynn Sr. "You betcha! Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. [spots him right in front of her face and drops the binoculars in fright.] This goes on into the Fall season. "[The local news team is out on the sidelines. I'm one man short. I didn't wanna play Football, so I convinced Lynn to play for me. It's the name of the game, however, with the GRAND THEFT AUTO series. "Lincoln: "Right..."[Cut to the tree in the backyard; Lincoln is still playing his video game. "GAH! Lily has one that says "GOO!" Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. "[However, the Hocker player tags him, indicating he screwed up]Hocker 1: "YEAH! "[The mall. In addition to handling the comedy well, he also does a fantastic job with the football scenes. [blows a whistle and stops the brawl] "Lola, that's unnecessary roughness! "[They hock loogies]Hocker 2:"What team are you on? ]Lynn Sr. and Rita: "LYNN?! Luckily, THE LONGEST YARD, his latest movie, is his best film since TOMMY BOY thanks to Segal's great comedic direction. [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. Cool!" ]Coach: "We're up by one with a minute to go. [chuckles nervously] "Guess I'm paying for the pretzels..."[His dad grabs him. [holds up a newspaper with a front page article about his Football status] "Crowds Love Loud! ]Coach: "Loud, you ran the wrong way and scored a safety for the other team! Lincoln obeys, and goes to the backyard, but he still playing his video game. Here’s how to prepare: He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. "Lincoln: "Well, now we got a problem. He's playing catch with Clyde. Lily has one that says "GOO!" "[The coach takes Lynn's helmet off and reveals her in front of everyone]Lynn Sr. and Rita: "LYNN?! ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "A correction to my previous statement: I am not a natural. Coloring THE LOUD HOUSE LOGO | The Loud House Nickelodeon Coloring Pages For Kids. As he tries to turn the page, the comic tears and falls off, leading Rita to realize. "[Under the bleachers, Lincoln has swapped the gear out over to Lynn. Fortunately, in a big family, there's always someone who can help you out of a jam. And if you need some new moves for your touchdown dance..." [shows off some of his break dancing moves and scats.] Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Charley Horse! Lola has her kiddie car all warmed up, ready to do something that involves injuring Lincoln. "[Lola pounces on him to pulverize him until Lynn shows up. Charley Horse!" They wanna interview you for TV. She shows him how to punt with Lucy as the ball holder. Rita comes in to his room.] ]Coach: "Back off! "[Lynn nods and runs off. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Butters Stotch Timmy Burch Wendy Testaburger Mr. Wyland Herbert Garrison Dr. ]Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? What can you tell us about it? The ref blows his whistle and the team carries Lynn to the sidelines. ligiateresa8268. Why would you wanna do that? [dances and scats some more][Enter Lynn]Lincoln: "Lynn, you were just supposed to play, not become a big star! "[The coach takes Lynn's helmet off and reveals her in front of everyone. "Lincoln: [keeping up at a normal pace] "Feeling the burn, Dad..."Lynn Sr.: "Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! The Loudest Yard (2016) Season 1 Episode 121-A- The Loud House Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch BCDB Rating: " The Loudest Yard " has not yet received enough votes to be rated. "[The Louds and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Sports can be pretty awesome. This would give you a chance to play, and me a chance to live out my full life. Now drop and give me 20. "Lincoln: [waving] "Hey, guys! "[The local news team is out on the sidelines]Coach: "Hey, Loud, over here! "Lynn: "Uh...I gotta..."Coach: "Let me guess. Come on, Mom. Sports can be pretty awesome. ]Lynn Sr.: "Ahem? Go to the bathroom. Only one more game to go! Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. 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